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Funny Private Property Metal Sign 17x12 – Warning Humor Joke Garage Man Cave
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From the sellerFunny novelty Private Property / Warning metal sign — great for garage, shop, man cave, cabin, or bar décor. Reads: “Property Owner Is Too Old To Fight, Too Fat To Run, Too Lazy To Argue.” • Material: lightweight metal (tin/aluminum style) • Size: 12” tall x 8” wide (approx.) • New in shrink wrap • Rounded corners (and holes for hanging if applicable — add if confirmed) Condition Brand new, still wrapped. May show minor edge wear from storage. Please review photos — item is sold as pictured. Great gift or conversation piece.
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